Cliche Carnival

Here are some cliched sayings that I think would benefit us all if we never heard again.

Everything Happens For a Reason - Incorrect. Sometimes things happen. Stop hanging on for meanings and wasting your time deflecting a problem.

It Is What It Is - No it is not. I think this is the worst of them all. What it is, is that you are too lazy to deal with it.

You Are What You Eat - I am in no way shape or form a box of Special K Red Berries Cereal.

In My Honest Opinion - No, please lie to me to make this more interesting.

Random Musings

There are not enough people in the world named Thurston.

I see nothing wrong in making fun of the dead. I cannot help it if they are unable to defend themselves.

When Arabs and Jews fight in the Middle East,which country is anti-semetic?

Do you think Earth,Wind and Fire will have a Fantasy Camp?

I think the TV Show Big Brother should be about older brothers.

How cool would it be if there was an Octo-Papa?

Setting up the what???

Not sure if this is one you want to see set up, but funny nonetheless.