Random Musings

I think if anyone objects to the Obama administration's spending, then I ask all parents who received the extra $1500.00 tax credit for their child to give it back. That includes the interest.

I wish FOX would stop putting it in my face and ask if I think I can dance. When did I say I could?

You know your sports organization has fallen into the crapper when your top draft pick is prepared to sit out the season and reenter the draft in 2010. San Francisco 49ers, where have you gone?

Just when I was holding out hope for a sequel to Curley Sue, John Hughes has to die.

To that end, for some reason, why do I keep thinking it's John Holmes for every obit I keep reading about John Hughes.

Michael McDonald The Voice of God

I truly believe the world would be a happier place if we all spoke the way Michael McDonald sang.






Even the Family Guy sort of acknowledged this fact in one of their episodes. So to that end, here are some words that I think I would like us all to try if we all spoke this way. So lets try them. In Michael's voice, we say

10. Falafel
9. Obama
8. Swisher Sweet
7. Hay Ride
6. Parallelogram
5. Hungry
4. Bubble Gum
3. Tumultuous
2. Brisket
1. Conquistodor

Cover Bands I Would Like to See

Feeling the inspiration from my friends Paul and Bob and their idea of seeing an all-chicken cover band of The Who (The Chicken Who featuring Roger Poultry) I have decided that I myself would like to see the following cover bands:

Begis - Regis Philbin's tribute to the Bee Gee's.

Emmy Lou Alex Karras - Former NFL great and star of Webster Alex Karras's tribute to Emmy Lou Harris.

Mutley Crue - Mutley the Dog's tribute to Motley Crue. Vocals are all sung in Mutley's classic laugh.

The Sequin Indians - Native American band dressed in sequins who salute Glen Campbell by performing a 95 minute rendition of Rhinestone Cowboy.

Not Thrilled to be Alive - Grateful Dead Tribute band covered by goths.

and last but not least...

Good Atheists - Bad Religion cover band.

Bob Marley is a Plagiarist Part 2

First it was the Banana Splits theme song and Buffalo Soldier.

Now it's John Lennon? Come on Robert!


Oh Yoko



No Woman, No Cry

Cover Bands I Would Like to See

Feeling the inspiration from my friends Paul and Bob and their idea of seeing an all-chicken cover band of The Who (The Chicken Who featuring Roger Poultry) I have decided that I myself would like to see the following cover bands:

Begis - Regis Philbin's tribute to the Bee Gee's.

Emmy Lou Alex Karras - Former NFL great and star of Webster Alex Karras's tribute to Emmy Lou Harris.

Mutley Crue - Mutley the Dog's tribute to Motley Crue. Vocals are all sung in Mutley's classic laugh.

The Sequin Indians - Native American band dressed in sequins who salute Glen Campbell by performing a 95 minute rendition of Rhinestone Cowboy.

Not Thrilled to be Alive - Grateful Dead Tribute band covered by goths.

and last but not least...

Good Atheists - Bad Religion cover band.

Babes & Beer = Fire

Early this morning in Tarzana, an exotic dancer was set on fire by two individuals. outside the "Night Club" Babes & Beer,

I do feel sad that somebody would ever want to do this to anyone. But is it me or is it ironic that this happened at a place called Babes & Beer?