The Stage is Set for Born Again Christian Bowl XLIII

On February 1, 2009, Jesus will have an extremely tough decision to make. Who will we guide to victory to Super Bowl XLIII, Kurt Warner or Ben Roethlisberger?

Both have been extremely loyal to Jesus. As you know, they both thank him for every victory. However, they do neglect him like most when they lose.

Finally, we will have an answer to see who Jesus he really prefers. Lets see what we are working with.

Ben writes "PFJ" (Play for Jesus) on his shoes. Do you think he donates his salary to Jesus considering he is playing for him? Sort of like a designated Jesus? I think he should.

Kurt on the other hand brings bibles to press conferences for the entire media.

Hopefully, Jesus is out producing another Grammy-Award winning Hip-Hop album that day. But then again, it will really answer a lot of questions.

Dear Santa, I would like a Hannah Montana Jacket, Jonas Brothers Concert Tickets oh and for Uncle Andres to stop molesting me and my sister

I guess Santa wanted to be the only one who sneaks into peoples homes at night.

A nine-year old girl in Texas wrote a letter to Santa and asked him to stop molesting her and her sister. According to Yahoo:

Police allege that for as long as four years, Andres Enrique Cantu sexually abused the girls in their bedrooms while they slept or did their homework. Cantu is a computer lab aide at an alternative high school but has not been accused of crimes against students there.

The 9-year-old's plea to Santa, written as a school assignment, launched the investigation and led to the first charge of continuous sexual abuse last week. On Tuesday, Cantu was accused of abusing the girl's older sister, who was also mentioned in the letter.


Way to go Kris Kringle!