Showing posts with label Britney Spears. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Britney Spears. Show all posts

April 11, 2009

I Guess He Ran Out of Hit Points

Dave Arneson, one of the co-creators of the Dungeons & Dragons has died.

It is unclear now who will play the role of dungeon master.

April 9, 2009

Such is Life

Who is Barry Manilow thinking of taking to that Weekend in New England? My guess is Randy.

Why do we forgive NFL Steroid users and not Major League Baseball's?

Why do we stare at our cell phones instead of talking to others on them?

When will Elton John dedicate Candle in the Wind to Natasha Richardson?

What says I love you more than the stencil epitaph on the car window? I am thinking of renting out my car window to use as an epitaph for those whose 95 year old grandmothers and gang-banger children have died.

December 17, 2008

Dear Santa, I would like a Hannah Montana Jacket, Jonas Brothers Concert Tickets oh and for Uncle Andres to stop molesting me and my sister

I guess Santa wanted to be the only one who sneaks into peoples homes at night.

A nine-year old girl in Texas wrote a letter to Santa and asked him to stop molesting her and her sister. According to Yahoo:

Police allege that for as long as four years, Andres Enrique Cantu sexually abused the girls in their bedrooms while they slept or did their homework. Cantu is a computer lab aide at an alternative high school but has not been accused of crimes against students there.

The 9-year-old's plea to Santa, written as a school assignment, launched the investigation and led to the first charge of continuous sexual abuse last week. On Tuesday, Cantu was accused of abusing the girl's older sister, who was also mentioned in the letter.


Way to go Kris Kringle!

December 2, 2008

Buffalo Soldier vs. The Theme Song from the Banana Splits

I would like to call out Bob Marley for being a plagiarist.

The next time you have an opportunity, listen to his Buffalo Soldier vs. The Banana Splits theme.

Right after the Buffalo Soldier chorus you hear WOAH YO YO, WOAH YO YO YO, etc.

If you are not old enough, here is the Youtube clip. Notice the Tra La La, Tra La, La, La. Sound familiar?



And they call Bob a genius!! HA!