Showing posts with label steroids. Show all posts
Showing posts with label steroids. Show all posts

April 9, 2009

Such is Life

Who is Barry Manilow thinking of taking to that Weekend in New England? My guess is Randy.

Why do we forgive NFL Steroid users and not Major League Baseball's?

Why do we stare at our cell phones instead of talking to others on them?

When will Elton John dedicate Candle in the Wind to Natasha Richardson?

What says I love you more than the stencil epitaph on the car window? I am thinking of renting out my car window to use as an epitaph for those whose 95 year old grandmothers and gang-banger children have died.

February 20, 2009

Randoms for the day...

Why do we still ride horses? I mean, with all of these methods of transportation, can't we give these guys a break?

How bad a ball player must you be if the Kansas City Royals or Pittsburgh Pirates designate you for assignment?

And lastly, I leave you more proof of the genius of Jim Henson who approved the idea of Alice Cooper hosting the Muppet Show. I still wish he sang Only Women Bleed with Miss Piggy. But this duet of You and Me works too.

February 12, 2009

Lose vs. Loose

I have never considered myself a grammar scholar. But I do know a few things.

The opposite of winning is losing, not loosing.

When you do not win a game, you lose a game. You do not loose a game.

When an article of clothing is not tight on you, then it is loose. You do not own a lose pair of jeans and your tooth is not lose.

Make sense? Book it.