OOOOH THAT SMELL!!

OOOOH That Smell! Can't You Smell That Smell!

Well of course you can. It's Billy Powell the original piano player from Lynyrd Skynyrd . He's dead.

He was the guy who claimed back up singer Cassie Gaines died in his arms after the plane crash. He later retracted that statement once Artemus Pyle said that was BS.

The Stage is Set for Born Again Christian Bowl XLIII

On February 1, 2009, Jesus will have an extremely tough decision to make. Who will we guide to victory to Super Bowl XLIII, Kurt Warner or Ben Roethlisberger?

Both have been extremely loyal to Jesus. As you know, they both thank him for every victory. However, they do neglect him like most when they lose.

Finally, we will have an answer to see who Jesus he really prefers. Lets see what we are working with.

Ben writes "PFJ" (Play for Jesus) on his shoes. Do you think he donates his salary to Jesus considering he is playing for him? Sort of like a designated Jesus? I think he should.

Kurt on the other hand brings bibles to press conferences for the entire media.

Hopefully, Jesus is out producing another Grammy-Award winning Hip-Hop album that day. But then again, it will really answer a lot of questions.

Sorry Mr. Rourke

So my wife and I were watching Right Cross with Ricardo Montalban and thought to myself, I thought Ricardo was really sick. Two hours later dead.

Sorry dude...

Random Musings

Is it me? Or does the world's oldest person die everyday?

When did the word "gay" stop meaning happy and the word "puss" stop meaning mouth? I would love to bring that back.

When will they make a movie called, A Day Without Esperanto?

If JD Salinger will come out of his reclusive life and hold a press conference to say, it's pronounced Sal EENGER. Then walk away.

If a Native American will answer Glen Campbell's Rhinestone Cowboy with a song called Sequined Indian.

By the way, my power to kill celebrities wears off on others

I forgot to mention if you know me, you soon get the vibe to kill celebrities. For instance, my father in law within days killed Red Buttons and Glenn Ford by asking if they were still alive.

Well yesterday, I was driving in the car with my wife and Eartha Kitt's Santa Baby came on. My wife uttered the famous words, She's still alive right?

Sorry Eartha, did not mean to put a damper on you on Xmas. But I guess I really know when it is time to go.

Christmas Memories

I love Christmas. Whether it is raining, snowing or the sun is shining, it is always a beautiful day.

I hope everyone has a a great holiday. With that, I would like to share one of my favorite quotes from the late New York Yankee legend Billy Martin that he said leaving his family to go home on Christmas night.

"Oh, I can drive."

Thanks Billy! Happy Holidays!!

Dear Santa, I would like a Hannah Montana Jacket, Jonas Brothers Concert Tickets oh and for Uncle Andres to stop molesting me and my sister

I guess Santa wanted to be the only one who sneaks into peoples homes at night.

A nine-year old girl in Texas wrote a letter to Santa and asked him to stop molesting her and her sister. According to Yahoo:

Police allege that for as long as four years, Andres Enrique Cantu sexually abused the girls in their bedrooms while they slept or did their homework. Cantu is a computer lab aide at an alternative high school but has not been accused of crimes against students there.

The 9-year-old's plea to Santa, written as a school assignment, launched the investigation and led to the first charge of continuous sexual abuse last week. On Tuesday, Cantu was accused of abusing the girl's older sister, who was also mentioned in the letter.


Way to go Kris Kringle!