Michael McDonald The Voice of God

I truly believe the world would be a happier place if we all spoke the way Michael McDonald sang.






Even the Family Guy sort of acknowledged this fact in one of their episodes. So to that end, here are some words that I think I would like us all to try if we all spoke this way. So lets try them. In Michael's voice, we say

10. Falafel
9. Obama
8. Swisher Sweet
7. Hay Ride
6. Parallelogram
5. Hungry
4. Bubble Gum
3. Tumultuous
2. Brisket
1. Conquistodor

CALL RIGHT NOW AND

Billy Mays has died.








So Mays family, if you call right now, you will receive two funerals for only 19.95. If you call in the next 15 minutes, I will slash the price to 9.95!

Michael McDonald Hendrix

I just realized, Michael McDonald would have been the perfect voice for Jimi Hendrix songs if he did not sing his own songs. Seriously, get yourself in Michael mode and sing:

HEY JOE, WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THAT GUN IN YOUR HAND.

HEEEEEEEERRE'S COFFIN!

Ed McMahon died shortly after midnight this morning. He was 86. Judging by the boat load of money he lost from gold-diggers and bad investments, he was 194.







Haunt them buddy!

Random Musings

Well it seems Mike Tyson is officially done mourning as he just got married two weeks after his child's death.

Am I the only one that wants to smash their vehicle into a Smart Car?

Speaking of which, why do so many people who have Prius's drive 10 miles an hour in the car pool lane?

Andrew Gallo, the man accused of killing Los Angeles Angel Nick Adenhart and his two friends has pleaded not guilty in his trial. It is not known if the car will stand trial.

Stan Van Gundy is Ron Jeremy.

Kwai Chang Caine Pinata Turns Out to be David Carradine

In Bangkok, a hotel worker who was cleaning the closet of David Carradine's room thought she spotted a Kwai Chang Caine pinata from the 70's television show Kung Fu.

Before taking her broom to strike the pinata, she realized it was in fact David Carradine who reportedly hung himself. He was 72.

UPDATE!!!

Apparently, the police have ruled out a suicide. Reports are coming in saying that the death resulted from auto-asphyxiation with a cord also wrapped around his testicles.

Michael Hutchence has nothing on you grasshopper!