Some Thoughts

I wish people who tell others to join a "fight" to put an end to something like, Fight to Stop Hunger or Fight to Cure Autism actually came to the event and physically fought everyone there.

Contrary to popular belief, in Eddie Money's Take me Home Tonight, the lyric of "Just Like Roni Sang, Be My Little Baby" was not originally, Just like Anne Frank Sang, SHHHH.

How much cocaine would we be on if Billy Mays sold it during his infomercials?

I see that Thirtysomething was released on DVD. I think they should reunite to form Sixtysomething. Instead of the cast complaining about meaningless things such as broken appliances, center it around about how hot it is outside and colons. And of course why Melissa is still not married.

Bravo Scotland!

It is really disheartening to learn that Scotland has freed Abdel Baset al-Megrahi, who took part in the bombing of Pan Am Flight 103 on Dec. 21, 1988. al-Megrahi, has been given months to live after being diagnosed with advanced prostate cancer.

To refresh your memory, 270 people were murdered in the attacks. 259 died in the mid-air explosion while 11 people were killed from the explosion on the ground.

So, Scotland's justice system is showing compassion by allowing him to die at home and flying him back to Libya. As you can imagine, family members of those who died are outraged, as well as so many around the world. So, here is my solution.

Have the pilot and crew fly al-Megrahi home. Once the crew is over a nice stretch of barren African desert, have the entire crew parachute off the plane and yell out, pay back's a bitch.

Just sayin...

Everybody Deserves a Second Chance or Seventh.

For a brief moment last night, I actually forgave Michael Vick. I mean, that is what we are supposed to do right? But last night after I heard Donovan McNabb say everybody deserves a second chance,I remembered:

1. Electrocuting Dogs
2. Drowning Dogs
3. Hanging innocent puppies in a tree so that pit bulls can tear them to shreds.
4. Taking family member pets and putting them in the fighting ring to get mauled.
5. Getting arrested for smoking dope outside the courthouse while on trial for dog fighting.

So I guess this would be his 6th chance? I can see once he gets his paycheck from Philly, he will be giving fans the finger again. Which of course would be his 7th chance since he has done that already.

So what is worse Philly? Being the heroin capital of the U.S. or being home to Michael Vick?

Cliche Carnival

Here are some cliched sayings that I think would benefit us all if we never heard again.

Everything Happens For a Reason - Incorrect. Sometimes things happen. Stop hanging on for meanings and wasting your time deflecting a problem.

It Is What It Is - No it is not. I think this is the worst of them all. What it is, is that you are too lazy to deal with it.

You Are What You Eat - I am in no way shape or form a box of Special K Red Berries Cereal.

In My Honest Opinion - No, please lie to me to make this more interesting.

I think he is the youngest boy to fake his death

Now this would freak anyone out, but I think he may be the youngest boy ever to fake his death.

In Paraguay, a baby boy that was born 4 months premature was declared dead at the hospital. Hours later at his wake, he woke up and let everyone know he was still alive.

According to his doctor, he weighed only 500 grams when he was born and did not have a heartbeat. Therefore, they declared him dead.

So the family was given the death certificate and a makeshift cardboard coffin. Because that is how they roll in Paraguay.

So they come to the wake, they opened up the box and low and behold the baby is crying,kicking and screaming leading everybody to freak out.

Just in case you are wondering,Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

Random Musings

I think if anyone objects to the Obama administration's spending, then I ask all parents who received the extra $1500.00 tax credit for their child to give it back. That includes the interest.

I wish FOX would stop putting it in my face and ask if I think I can dance. When did I say I could?

You know your sports organization has fallen into the crapper when your top draft pick is prepared to sit out the season and reenter the draft in 2010. San Francisco 49ers, where have you gone?

Just when I was holding out hope for a sequel to Curley Sue, John Hughes has to die.

To that end, for some reason, why do I keep thinking it's John Holmes for every obit I keep reading about John Hughes.