OOOOH THAT SMELL!!

OOOOH That Smell! Can't You Smell That Smell!

Well of course you can. It's Billy Powell the original piano player from Lynyrd Skynyrd . He's dead.

He was the guy who claimed back up singer Cassie Gaines died in his arms after the plane crash. He later retracted that statement once Artemus Pyle said that was BS.

The Stage is Set for Born Again Christian Bowl XLIII

On February 1, 2009, Jesus will have an extremely tough decision to make. Who will we guide to victory to Super Bowl XLIII, Kurt Warner or Ben Roethlisberger?

Both have been extremely loyal to Jesus. As you know, they both thank him for every victory. However, they do neglect him like most when they lose.

Finally, we will have an answer to see who Jesus he really prefers. Lets see what we are working with.

Ben writes "PFJ" (Play for Jesus) on his shoes. Do you think he donates his salary to Jesus considering he is playing for him? Sort of like a designated Jesus? I think he should.

Kurt on the other hand brings bibles to press conferences for the entire media.

Hopefully, Jesus is out producing another Grammy-Award winning Hip-Hop album that day. But then again, it will really answer a lot of questions.

Sorry Mr. Rourke

So my wife and I were watching Right Cross with Ricardo Montalban and thought to myself, I thought Ricardo was really sick. Two hours later dead.

Sorry dude...