Jesus is a Democrat!

It really is a shame that elections that are close come down to church and state. It furstrates me when people politicize 2 things in our country that have nothing to do with each other. Even at the Republican National Convention, you could drink everytime you heard God's name. So here is my reasoning why Jesus is really a Democrat,in addition to a hip-hop producer and NFL coach.

Please keep in mind that although I am Catholic, I am not religous whatsoever. So here is my Top Ten list.

10. He uses natural resources to solve hunger
9. He loves everyone
8. He is a teacher and most teachers that do not live in backwards states that teach creationism are democrats.
7. He was on top of our health care system. I mean, who else could heal the lepers?
6. He never got angry. Just a little ticked when he wondered why he was getting cruicified.
5. Acknowledges and helps Hurricane victims. Remember, he calmed a storm on the Sea of Galilee.
4. Cut taxes from the Wealthy - Remember when he performed a simple miracle in order to satisfy those who demanded the temple tax.
3. He brought the booze and shared with all!
2. When a country was lost, he led the way rather then setting us further apart.
1. He's Jewish!!!