On February 1, 2009, Jesus will have an extremely tough decision to make. Who will we guide to victory to Super Bowl XLIII, Kurt Warner or Ben Roethlisberger?
Both have been extremely loyal to Jesus. As you know, they both thank him for every victory. However, they do neglect him like most when they lose.
Finally, we will have an answer to see who Jesus he really prefers. Lets see what we are working with.
Ben writes "PFJ" (Play for Jesus) on his shoes. Do you think he donates his salary to Jesus considering he is playing for him? Sort of like a designated Jesus? I think he should.
Kurt on the other hand brings bibles to press conferences for the entire media.
Hopefully, Jesus is out producing another Grammy-Award winning Hip-Hop album that day. But then again, it will really answer a lot of questions.
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The praying for a win thing has always made me laugh - like there's nothing more important in the grand scale called the world to pray for. World peace? The end of poverty? Cures for cancer? Nope. They pray for a win.
Ben should save his praying for when he gets on a motocycle. And I'd say Jesus owes Kurt big time for marrying that wife of his. Jesus might have died for our sins, but Kurt married mother nature's sin. That has got be worth 4 Superbowls and a TBN show with Kirk Cameron.
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