By All Means, Please be a Cowboy

So I am driving in my car the last few days and I have seen a few cars that have the sticker to let everyone know to Cowboy Up or Shut Up.

So in response to these folks and their fascination to be cowboys, I would like the following rules to be applied to their lives:

From now on, you cannot drive a car. You can only use a wagon or ride a horse.

You can no longer drink water from the tap or a bottle, you must go to a well.

You can no longer dress in any modern fashion. I want to see chaps, spurs, hats, bandannas and boots. No jeans as they were not around then either.

You can only live on a ranch or in a tent.

You can no longer go to the grocery store and buy food. You can only grow or raise food.

Modern appliances are of no use to you. You cannot watch any television,use the computer,listen to the radio, get the phone or anything for that matter than involves electricity.

You cannot use fed ex or any overnight service to send mail and you have to wait the normal month to get a letter.

You cannot take a plane, bus or subway. Train is acceptable. But you will still go to jail if you rob it.

If your home is on fire or somebody needs help, you cannot call 911.

So go ahead, cowboy up.