Op"porn"tunity

So apparently Nadya Suleman, aka Octo-Mom has been contacted by adult-film company Vivid Entertainment to make her own porno. The offer apparently is for $1,000,000. Quality.

Personally, I feel like she should take this offer. Why should the tax payers have to pay for her addiction and whacked out behavior?





As gross as this sounds, I cannot help but think of titles should she accept their offer. Here are some suggestions:

Octopus's Garden
Eight Ball
Eight Men Out
"8"67-5309(Nadya)
Eight Days a Week
Have you Eighten yet?
Eight Miles Wide
Nadya 8
Eight Crazy Nights
Eight is Enough
Dinner at 8

Sadly, I can do this all day.