Chris and Rhianna to duet!!!

So apparently this Chris Brown and Rihanna thing just keeps getting better. Reports are now coming out that the two are working on a duet. Here are some working titles.

I Bruise Easily (But if fruit can take it, so can you)

Punch de Replay

Punch My Face (Don't Let Up)

Forever (Where Do You Think Your Goin?)

Cover Songs they can duet:

It's a Hit (Rilo Kiley)
Hit Me with your Best Shot (Pat Benetar)
The Hitter (Bruce Springsteen)

There is the old tasteless joke of what do 1,000,000 battered women have in common? They don't listen. Great job Rihanna on making the dream a reality.

I Love Women's Lib!

I just am so happy for Rhianna for not succumbing to everyone's pleas to leave Chris Brown. The temptation to resist a punch to the face is just too too much. Who are we to judge? I mean, it's not hurting anyone right? I am so happy for her to go with her gut! Even if it has a hand print in it.

You go Rhianna! Women's Lib Shmib! Go with your head, if it isn't in stitches.

As they say, you can't rape the willing...

Op"porn"tunity

So apparently Nadya Suleman, aka Octo-Mom has been contacted by adult-film company Vivid Entertainment to make her own porno. The offer apparently is for $1,000,000. Quality.

Personally, I feel like she should take this offer. Why should the tax payers have to pay for her addiction and whacked out behavior?





As gross as this sounds, I cannot help but think of titles should she accept their offer. Here are some suggestions:

Octopus's Garden
Eight Ball
Eight Men Out
"8"67-5309(Nadya)
Eight Days a Week
Have you Eighten yet?
Eight Miles Wide
Nadya 8
Eight Crazy Nights
Eight is Enough
Dinner at 8

Sadly, I can do this all day.

Randoms for the day...

Why do we still ride horses? I mean, with all of these methods of transportation, can't we give these guys a break?

How bad a ball player must you be if the Kansas City Royals or Pittsburgh Pirates designate you for assignment?

And lastly, I leave you more proof of the genius of Jim Henson who approved the idea of Alice Cooper hosting the Muppet Show. I still wish he sang Only Women Bleed with Miss Piggy. But this duet of You and Me works too.

Lose vs. Loose

I have never considered myself a grammar scholar. But I do know a few things.

The opposite of winning is losing, not loosing.

When you do not win a game, you lose a game. You do not loose a game.

When an article of clothing is not tight on you, then it is loose. You do not own a lose pair of jeans and your tooth is not lose.

Make sense? Book it.

Random Musings

When does somebody say, "Okay, I know this shopping cart is not mine, but I will take my store bought items home with it and leave the cart behind?"

Why do we ask people to own up to steroid use in major league baseball and once they do, pound on them for telling the truth?

Can't we just cut down more trees and produce more money? Recession solved!!!

Again, my powers spread to others

Well, my power to kill celebs again has now embraced my wife in full form. Fresh off killing Eartha Kitt in December, Jill, a soap opera watcher, heard last week that the actor who played Clint on One Life to Live died. She asked if the guy who played Asa is still alive.

NOT ANY MORE!!!!!!

From today's LA Times:

Philip Carey, the ruggedly handsome veteran actor who costarred in the 1960s TV western "Laredo" and more recently played the long-running role of a bigger-than-life Texas tycoon on the ABC soap opera "One Life to Live," has died. He was 83.

Love it!

So the question is, should I blog about people I and or others think about and wonder if they are dead to give you a heads up?