February 28, 2009

So I wonder

Were Paul Harvey's last words today, Good Night?

February 27, 2009

Setting up the what???

Not sure if this is one you want to see set up, but funny nonetheless.

February 26, 2009

Cover Bands I Would Like to See

Feeling the inspiration from my friends Paul and Bob and their idea of seeing an all-chicken cover band of The Who (The Chicken Who featuring Roger Poultry) I have decided that I myself would like to see the following cover bands:

Begis - Regis Philbin's tribute to the Bee Gee's.

Emmy Lou Alex Karras - Former NFL great and star of Webster Alex Karras's tribute to Emmy Lou Harris.

Mutley Crue - Mutley the Dog's tribute to Motley Crue. Vocals are all sung in Mutley's classic laugh.

The Sequin Indians - Native American band dressed in sequins who salute Glen Campbell by performing a 95 minute rendition of Rhinestone Cowboy.

Not Thrilled to be Alive - Grateful Dead Tribute band covered by goths.

and last but not least...

Good Atheists - Bad Religion cover band.

February 25, 2009

Op"porn"tunity

So apparently Nadya Suleman, aka Octo-Mom has been contacted by adult-film company Vivid Entertainment to make her own porno. The offer apparently is for $1,000,000. Quality.

Personally, I feel like she should take this offer. Why should the tax payers have to pay for her addiction and whacked out behavior?

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As gross as this sounds, I cannot help but think of titles should she accept their offer. Here are some suggestions:

Octopus's Garden
Eight Ball
Eight Men Out
"8"67-5309(Nadya)
Eight Days a Week
Have you Eighten yet?
Eight Miles Wide
Nadya 8
Eight Crazy Nights
Eight is Enough
Dinner at 8

Sadly, I can do this all day.

February 20, 2009

Randoms for the day...

Why do we still ride horses? I mean, with all of these methods of transportation, can't we give these guys a break?

How bad a ball player must you be if the Kansas City Royals or Pittsburgh Pirates designate you for assignment?

And lastly, I leave you more proof of the genius of Jim Henson who approved the idea of Alice Cooper hosting the Muppet Show. I still wish he sang Only Women Bleed with Miss Piggy. But this duet of You and Me works too.

February 12, 2009

Lose vs. Loose

I have never considered myself a grammar scholar. But I do know a few things.

The opposite of winning is losing, not loosing.

When you do not win a game, you lose a game. You do not loose a game.

When an article of clothing is not tight on you, then it is loose. You do not own a lose pair of jeans and your tooth is not lose.

Make sense? Book it.

February 11, 2009

Random Musings

When does somebody say, "Okay, I know this shopping cart is not mine, but I will take my store bought items home with it and leave the cart behind?"

Why do we ask people to own up to steroid use in major league baseball and once they do, pound on them for telling the truth?

Can't we just cut down more trees and produce more money? Recession solved!!!

February 10, 2009

Again, my powers spread to others

Well, my power to kill celebs again has now embraced my wife in full form. Fresh off killing Eartha Kitt in December, Jill, a soap opera watcher, heard last week that the actor who played Clint on One Life to Live died. She asked if the guy who played Asa is still alive.

NOT ANY MORE!!!!!!

From today's LA Times:

Philip Carey, the ruggedly handsome veteran actor who costarred in the 1960s TV western "Laredo" and more recently played the long-running role of a bigger-than-life Texas tycoon on the ABC soap opera "One Life to Live," has died. He was 83.

Love it!

So the question is, should I blog about people I and or others think about and wonder if they are dead to give you a heads up?

February 5, 2009

Babes & Beer = Fire

Early this morning in Tarzana, an exotic dancer was set on fire by two individuals. outside the "Night Club" Babes & Beer,

I do feel sad that somebody would ever want to do this to anyone. But is it me or is it ironic that this happened at a place called Babes & Beer?

February 2, 2009

Random Musings

Do Roosters refer to their penises as Humans?

If Australia is the land down under, which country is over the top?

I think yellow face is a better term than Jaundice.